Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.
Tensions escalated when [...]

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